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This Wedding Cake Is So Bad It's Freaking Adorable

https://www.cakewrecks.com/home/2020/10/13/this-wedding-cake-is-so-bad-its-freaking-adorable

[running in] YOU GUYS.

I just found my new favorite wedding wreck.

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It's... LOOKING... at me.

And once you see the face, that's all you'll see. The little puffball bowtie! The grumpy frown! The parade of heart butts on the bottom! It's... [wiping eyes]... It's just so beautiful.

Now I want Mr. Frumpy Puffball Butts to star in his own superhero comic. I want him to host a reality show where he crashes wedding receptions and critiques the hors d'oeuvres in a snooty British accent. I want a tag-team podcast with the Sorting Hat where they discuss current affairs. I want action figures, fuzzy pillows, coffee mugs!!

No no, wait, I've got it:

MR. FRUMPY PUFFBALL BUTTS FOR PRESIDENT.

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YASSSSSS.

[pause followed by hushed whispers]

Er, OK, John says I need to go have a little lie-down now, but I'm telling you guys, I think I'm on to something here. Go ahead and share your best candidate slogan for Frumpy Puffball Butts in the comments, while I brainstorm lawn signs.

 

And thanks to Shannon C. for finding a campaign we can really sink our teeth into.

*****

Sadly Frumpy Puffball Butts doesn't have any campaign shirts yet, but I found the next best thing:

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"Vote Fly 2020" T-Shirt
(The Back to the Future fan in me keeps seeing this as "Vote McFly" - which would be even better. :p)

*****

And from my other blog, Epbot:

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