Cake Wrecks (cakewrecks) wrote,
Cake Wrecks

You're About To Spend Way Too Much Time Trying To Pronounce "Tomatch"

It's "Stay Away From Seattle Day", minions, so for all of you NOT in Seattle: good job. Have some cake.

 And for you Seattle-ites: maybe try not to annoy the people who make up weird holidays. (Unless this a benefit, so you get a day free from tourists?)

Anyhoo, much like staying away from Seattle, today's cake orders were almost ridiculously easy.

First there's Kristen, who asked for a simple "Ezra is 3!" on her son's cake. Just like staying away from Seattle, a simple requirement that only leads to confusion:


Hmm. Better take it from the top, Kristen.

 Then there are the people in St. Paul, who wanted cupcakes to celebrate their city. That's all, just a little good old-fashioned pride in where they live, all the great things you can do and get there...


Oh. Oh, dear.

And finally, Melissa had the lowest bar yet: just a simple birthday cookie. What kind of decorations? Oh, you know, she said. "Just anything to match."


Thanks to Kristen S. Sweet P., & Melissa B. for the reminder that nothing is easy if you try hard enough.


P.S. This one goes out to all you folks in St. Paul:


Giant Microbes' Chlamydia Plush Toy

Listed under features: "Surprisingly cute... for an STD."


And from my other blog, Epbot:

Our Sherlock Room Build.jpg
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